Joke...have you ever been f##### behind a bush?

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.


The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"


The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a big hug.


The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"


He shakes his head. She kisses him.


Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been f*#*/d?!


"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.


"Well, you are now....the tide's coming in."


~~~~~~~


Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane.


"Och, Duncan," says Jimmy all of a sudden. "I dinnae half need a s#/t."


"Well, just go behind a bush and do it, then," replies his mate.


So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a while he shouts, "Have you got any paper?"


To which Duncan replies, "Och, don't be such a tight-fisted b*#*#*d. :o)

Joke...have you ever been f##### behind a bush?
I like those especially the last one .
Reply:The first one is quite funny. But what had me laughing harder is that avatar of yours. But no offense. A sense of humor should be well appreciated.
Reply:uuuuuh. I don't know. I don't think so.
Reply:Ha Ha both jokes brill.





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Reply:both are rather mild and not at all inspiring
Reply:The first one's old and the second one's not funny, sorry. 2/10
Reply:Ha ha!!
Reply:I liked the first one only srry tell more though
Reply:I like the fist one. It makes me laugh.....well a little.
Reply:Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE the first one, lol.
Reply:i liked the first one


the 2nd one would be funnier if the scotsmen were on a beach and a man with no arms or legs washed up and he just took a crap on him (or if he was f#$%%%26amp; behind a bush by the guy).. stupid and sick but funny. i'll give you a star for it, made me laugh.
Reply:LOL! very funny both 10pts
Reply:Heard them but the first one is still funny....lol
Reply:funny. this is mines:





WHY DID THE BOY THOUTH A BUTTER OUT THE WINDOW ?





ITS BECAUSE HE WANNA TO SEE A BUTTER FLY !





GOT IT ?!?
Reply:hahahhahaha lol
Reply:OMG i really loved the first one!! 10+
Reply:hahaahhahahah








(2 points for laughing)
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i laughed... a little.
Reply:Thanks for the laugh. I'll have to send those to my boss. tyvm