If the president of the USA always gets the best stuff, what kind of toilet paper does he/she use?

Have you ever thought about it? Is it the Bathroom premium One Supersoft Paper endorsed by the Nasa? Or is it just the most expensive one any rich person could get at a supermarked? Plus: When Clinton moved out of the White House and Bush moved in, did they reinstall the Bush Sr. Paper at the Oval Office Bathroom?

If the president of the USA always gets the best stuff, what kind of toilet paper does he/she use?
I'm sure it's good ole American toilet paper. Probably it's something pretty good, just as good the best you can get at the Wal-mart, but a different brand that you can't buy at the store, because the government has to have their own suppliers to have some type of control. I'm sure every toilet paper gets checked for safety before he uses it.


It's probably equivalent to Scott's extra soft.
Reply:Its like reguler white toilet paper but it has the bill of rights printed on every sheet
Reply:Cha, cha, cha, Charmin.
Reply:Who said he uses toilet paper, for all we know he uses paper that isnt used anymore or maybe just his hand and them washes it afterwards.....lol
Reply:He doesn't use toilet paper. The Speaker of the House personally cleans his *** with a toothbrush and a water gun.
Reply:They use fancy silk towels moistened with warm water.
Reply:The three clams like from the Sylvester Stallone Movie with him getting frozen to the future as a cop cuz he accedentally or mistakenly killed a bunch of hosteges on accedent....





and y would u use you hands its not like he wanted **** all over them as a president.... even if he washed' em
Reply:The Constitution! Har Har Har :-/
Reply:i believe that the color of the paper is not white, not pink or blue. it has surely a different color. and of course, it is soft. if the president gets hiss a.. wiped by another person...? i doubt it...


i think the paper has the white-house-logo on every sheet.
Reply:What you must realize is, the president is a robot. He does not actually need toilet paper at all, though he does require regular application of oil and gear grease.