Hilarious Bush Joke, Ten points to the person that enters the funniest Bush joke.?

BUSH GETS CODED MESSAGE FROM OSAMA BIN LADEN


After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if bin Laden is still alive', bin Laden decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.


Bush opens the letter and sees only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H". He can't figure it out, so he asks Karl Rove.


As Bush is pondering the mysterious message lying on the desk before him, Colin Powell enters the Oval Office. When he sees the paper and reads what is written on it, he asks, "Sir, where did that come from?"


Bush replies testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Osama bin Laden. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"


Powell clears his throat and replies, "Mr. President, I think you've been looking at the message upside down."

Hilarious Bush Joke, Ten points to the person that enters the funniest Bush joke.?
Haha! That made my day. Thanks.


President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy."





So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."





One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."





A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."





"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."





The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"





Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand.


In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. %26amp; Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."





"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"





"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."





there are many variations to this joke but the punchline is the same in each case.
Reply:after breaking my neck trying to read it....very funny!!!!!!!!! good one
Reply:A man walks down a mirrored sidewalk, glances up, turns to his left "Sir" the man says "Your imitation of me is good, but you make me look so ugly, stupid and old. I am asking if you could kindly remove your ridiculous disguise-"





He is interrupted by what seems to be an armed guard behind him and the man he is talking to "Mr. Bush" the man says "That is your reflection and the preschoolers across the street are scared you're talking to yourself".
Reply:hehe nice one
Reply:Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can


you prove who you really are?"





Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"





Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.





Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"





The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.





Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"





Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."





Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.





Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"





Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove


yours?"





George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"





Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
Reply:During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":





1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?


2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?


3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?





Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":





1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?


2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?


3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist


attack of all times?


4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?


5. Where's Bobby?
Reply:LOL...i saw this b4....how bout this joke





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Reply:which part is the jokes? got no clue!! duh

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