Which would win in a fight... A can of Bush's baked beans, or an 18-pack of Charmin toilet paper?

the beans..

Which would win in a fight... A can of Bush's baked beans, or an 18-pack of Charmin toilet paper?
Beans!
Reply:the toilet paper would "mop up" the beans
Reply:Beans. The can is harder than the paper.
Reply:Toilet paper
Reply:18-pack of charmin toilet paper would defenetly win it can do a 1 hit K.O. LOL
Reply:I THINK THAT THE BAKED BEANS WOULD HAVE THE GAS TO GET THERE---BUT I THINK CHARMIN CAN ABSORB THE SWEAT AND WIPE UP HIS BUTT. CHARMAN HAS THE ABILITY TO LAST LONGER IN THE RING. I THINK BUSH'S BAKED BEANS SECRETS ARE OUT IN THE OPEN AND HE HAS GONE TO THE DOGS.
Reply:The beans will break through and demolish the paper.
Reply:I'm not sure who would win but I sure pitty the toilet!
Reply:Bush's baked beans! since the Charmin doesn't like to be SQEEZZZED and since eating beans means lots of GAS happening....the Charmin would be to vain and freaked from the farts and to busy RUNNING AWAY! Anyway, Bush's baked beans are FANTASTIC....although later people will Ultimately NEED the Charmin....so maybe it will be HANDS DOWN! Tie!
Reply:Charmin or Bush's baked beans because the beans can go politacal and charmin can go wipe it up
Reply:the can of beans; if u drop the can it'll go right thru the paper
Reply:THE TOLIET PAPER THEY WOULD JUMP THE BAKED BEANS
Reply:It would be a clean sweep by the toilet paper.
Reply:The Charmin, naturally. It is practically indestructable! He could wipe that beans A$$ with only 2 squares!
Reply:Haha. The Baked Beans would totally wipe the floor with Charmin's.
Reply:the toilet paper, hands down
Reply:the toilet paper for sure
Reply:The beans!!!!!!!! They're soooooo good, especially the BBQ ones, really sweet and tasty. The beans would win b/c we'd open up a can and they'd get all over the tp and make a huge mess. From what was left over from the tp,we would use to tp houses! LOL, just kidding, we'd wrap my 'lil brother and his geeky friends up as mummies for Halloween!
Reply:hmmmmmm.....baked beans...????
Reply:Cha-cha-cha... CHAR-MIN!
Reply:can of bush beans weights more
Reply:great question lol..........





speaking for its job toilet paper never wins..........getting sh*t wiped all over you is what i would call losing.........








unless its Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, which doesnt take sh*t from anybody
Reply:now thats my kind of question





I'll go with the beans if cooked in beer but on its own the Charmin would win
Reply:I think the Toilet paper would win because it would wrap the tin of baked beans up.
Reply:takes less than 1 roll to take care of the mess when I eat beans...so Charmin has my vote
Reply:Let me see... Beans might cause diarrea which could be cleaned up by Cha Cha Cha Charmin. Charmin! [Duh!]